Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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