I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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