he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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