I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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