My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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