Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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