When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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