that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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