Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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