you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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