i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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