So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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