He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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