I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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