Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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