he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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