But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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