i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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