I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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