ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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