that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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