What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Found the puke drawer
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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