If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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