Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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