i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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