I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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