You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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