i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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