im gay
i know
yea but for you.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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