I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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