Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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