You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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