He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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