Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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