Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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