The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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