that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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