I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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