you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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