I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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