it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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