Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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