Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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