I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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