Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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