Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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