Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
wanna go halves on a baby?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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