wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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