I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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