Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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