I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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